@_emilyoram: Sadiq's joke in today's Time Out 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@DadandBuried: They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother.
@nagunnatelya: Husband: Have you lost weight? Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter...
@TwinSurvivalist: After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them.