@_emilyoram: Sadiq's joke in today's Time Out 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@NikiWithIssues: I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool.
@Dawn_M_: I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind.