@_emilyoram: Sadiq's joke in today's Time Out 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DomBorrett: Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me a weakness." I never finish what I start. "Care to elaborate?" *grabbing my stuff* Nah, I gotta get going.
@SkinnerSteven: I wrote 'WILL YOU MARRY ME?' on a balloon. However, before I could propose... -I popped the question