@gerryhallcomedy: Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her.
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@StarWarsProblms: Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
@AnOrangeSNES: *Mom Godzilla calls Godzilla during the morning* Mom Godzilla: Are you eating your cities? Belfast is the most important meal of the day.