@Tmoney68: Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
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@rickolantern: [making yellowjackets] Angel: These things don't really do anything other than sting people God: We're running out of college mascots
@Smooheed: *puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*
@ColdPetRat: astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni.
@squirrel74wkgn: [floor creaks inside mansion] Robber 1: shhhhhh... Robber 2: ... [Fitbit buzzes] Me: HEY GUYS I JUST GOT MY STEP GOAL