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@QwertyJones3: [Safari]
"Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos."

Don't worry, I'm prepared for that.
*shows handful of white marbles*

[Safari]
“Remember, when you’re near water beware of wild hippos.”

Don’t worry, I’m prepared for that.
*shows handful of white marbles*

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