@Gwinifer: Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops.
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@anhonestmess: A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds.
@CanadianCyn: I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast.
@davidkenny100: When I was growing up, my mum was always saying "you can do it!" Like when I was asking who was cooking dinner for example
@qwertying: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.