@melpraktis: Safe words are for quitters.
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@Marlebean: *sees someone drop their wallet* *picks it up and runs after them* Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! You... *catches breath* Your outfit is hideous
@OtherDanOBrien: Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now
@imallwritecom: Hey people who say "look at our new baby", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby
@YayForJam: Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo