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@DurtMcHurtt: [Sahara desert]

Me: *shares canteen*

Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out*

Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit.

[Sahara desert]

Me: *shares canteen*

Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* 

Me: it’s ketchup, you have to wait a bit.

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