@Arbitral: "Said no one ever." -Said everyone on Twitter.
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@KKAlThani: Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling "Good one!" and high-fiving the air.
@JessObsess: [drunk text] God I miss you so much. Why can't we go back to how things were? OBAMA: How did you get this number?
@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.