@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page
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@TheAdly: Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs.
@WheelTod: I saw the best minds of my generation rattling in pickle jars in formaldehyde as the cops beat down the door into my basement.
@TheDairylandDon: I don't trust the so-called "mainstream media." I get news from ouija boards and an angry owl living in the woods on the outskirts of town.