@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page
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@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.
@iwearaonesie: watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college
@mikeysny: When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the "math" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes.