@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
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@UrbanDouchebag: I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse.
@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are