@Social_Mime: Salad is being recalled. Do you know what's never been recalled? Oreos.
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@chrisdowning: When something at the hardware store says it's universal, that means it will fit every model on the market except the one you have.
@mattgallo123: Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment.
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.