@Social_Mime: Salad is being recalled. Do you know what's never been recalled? Oreos.
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@AaronFullerton: I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's "sushi," but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's "a shark attack."
@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@Quartzjixler: Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler.
@Fene2208: Card is declined. Waiter in a very loud voice:"Excuse me ma, ur card was declined" a few heads turn. Me:I jst used d card. Pls try again" Waiter tries again. Payment goes thru Me: "pls maintain d energy.Say it loud dt my card was accepted". A few heads turn again. I'm satisfied