@SSparklesDaily: Salad is the decaf of food.
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@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
@AaronFullerton: "Welcome to 9-1-1, Florida. If you're calling about a matter related to George Zimmerman, please press 2. Otherwise, stay on the line..."
@rolldiggity: The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a "Worst Trophy Shop" trophy and then never pick it up.