@KKAlThani: Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad.
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@KentWGraham: Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work.
@Brentweets: "Fluffy died today" "Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? "He was a boa constrictor" "Well that made me feel better"
@AbbyHasIssues: I would like to think money won’t change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.