@BackrowSeats: Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Note to self: If using the sheet from my bed to be a ghost next Halloween, avoid parties with blacklights at all costs
@AndrewNadeau0: No one told me about Snapchat filters so all this time I've just been taping animals to my face.
@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.