@BackrowSeats: Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people.
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@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)
@pharmasean: I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal.
@Home_Halfway: INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*