@DillDoes: Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
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@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.