@DillDoes: Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
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@Brianhopecomedy: I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area.
@awkwardphilippe: Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de brie
@Darlainky: If your gym clothes don't have sweat stains, I have just one question for you..... ...what detergent are you using?