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@Abusitron: Sales clerk: That handbag is very pleasing to the eye.

Customer: Really? I don't like it.

Giant Disembodied Eye: YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY IT

Sales clerk: That handbag is very pleasing to the eye.

Customer: Really? I don’t like it.

Giant Disembodied Eye: YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY IT

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