@12spoopy11u: Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Her monopoly has left the seashore economy in shambles. 86% of hermit crabs are now homeless.
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@PMTheron1: How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.