@YogiWanKenobi: San Francisco has too many rules
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@Sassafrantz: Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls.
@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@DaHess1: I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community.
@Andee_Stewart: My teenaged daughter just asked me how to spell U2. Fingers crossed for that athletic scholarship.