@YogiWanKenobi: San Francisco has too many rules
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@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
@patnspankme: On this edition of House Hunters: He rides the back of trash truck, she's a nail tech. Their budget is $15M. Let's see what they can do!
@personontheweb: we just got new auto insurance and my mom was supposed to text our agent pictures of her car:
@TheHyyyype: ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography