@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
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@thatUPSdude: Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all "Why you at our table?"
@KelseyCook: Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can tweet angrily from the toilet for your country.