@tackoftheJar: *Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*
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@Rollmaninoz: *walks into starbucks* Me: HEY ANY ASPIRING AUTHORS HERE?? SOMEONE FROM PENGUIN PUBLISHING OUTSIDE!!! *has choice of any table*
@VanVeenB: Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.