@slimmy_shady: Sandwich: Hi. Barman: Sorry, we dont serve food in here.
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@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.
@KindOfASmartass: If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven. So who can teach me how to pick a lock?
@bridger_w: If you're burglarizing a home and the owner walks in, defuse the situation by saying, "I seriously love your place"
@carlyken: "...until death do us part." *looks at minister* "What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"