@slimmy_shady: Sandwich: Hi. Barman: Sorry, we dont serve food in here.
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@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@SondraDeeMe: You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him.
@jwoodham: INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: [Removes mask to reveal that he was actually the interviewer the whole time]