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@therealeatwood: SANTA: I don’t need a surveillance guy. I see all!

ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus]

S: When can u start

SANTA: I don’t need a surveillance guy. I see all!

ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus]

S: When can u start

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