@Not_a_JesusGirl: Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year.
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@OBiiieeee: "You should go with the black one" I whispered from inside the clothes rack as she dropped both shirts and ran. FINE, GO WITH THE WHITE ONE
@thepunningman: Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi
@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round