@Love_bug1016: Santa read your DMs. The only thing you're getting for Christmas is a prayer group on Facebook.
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@QwertyJones3: BUILDING INSPECTOR: This building is not structurally sound ARCHITECT: why BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well first of all it's made of paper ARCHITECT: Yeah construction paper!
@Mitchoacan: Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun.
@wittwitbarista: I hate it when my 4th grader doesn’t get an 100% on her school project. I mean, I really worked on it.