@JasonLastname: Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is.
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@SuicideBooth1: Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]
@WhatTheFFacts: Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent.
@evanrhorne: As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"