@JasonLastname: Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is.
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@iwearaonesie: "This is why I hate fancy restaurants, I can never pronounce anything on the menu" -me, drunk, holding the Waffle House menu upside down
@MissNaughty1801: Boss:I need you to do something for me... Me:what? Boss:go on the jobcentre website and look for another job
@StarWarsProblms: Officer: We're building the Death Star as fast as we can. Vader: I have new ways to motivate you. *implements margarita Tuesdays*
@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.