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@Breadery: *Sat talking to a girl at a bar*
Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely.
Me: I AM SMELLING YOU
Brain: Why do you hate me?

*Sat talking to a girl at a bar*
Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. 
Me: I AM SMELLING YOU
Brain: Why do you hate me?

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