@AnkCoupleTO: [Satan advising me on choosing the right career path] law school it is
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@FullMetalMommy: My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn.
@Mr_Kapowski: With the ferocity that my 6 y/o daughter knocked on the bathroom door there was either a murderer in the house or a cat did something cute
@clindsaysway: If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on.