@AnkCoupleTO: [Satan advising me on choosing the right career path] law school it is
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@SufficientCharm: Tampon boxes should come with a "It's not safe to walk around naked with a tampon string hanging out if you own a cat." warning.
@QwertyJones3: "I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up." -Automatic sliding doors
@GrowlyGrego: *knocks on door* You're too fat. "Wha--" You're way too dumb. "Wait--who.." Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one.