@TheTweetOfGod: Saturday night is for moaning My name. Sunday morning is for chanting it.
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@PerfectPending: Please do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,258 times in a day.
@markedly: MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit
@jackiembouvier: [Brings pot brownies to the PTA meeting] - New playground approved - All classes now held outside
@lisaxy424: When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets.