@shadygeekdad: Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*
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@NoorShamma: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Mars has 2 moons. Venus has no moons. Do you see where I'm getting at? Men, GIVE BACK OUR MOON!
@PJTLynch: [At bar] Me: As a joke, I’m gonna pee my pants Wife: Seriously? You’re a married man now M: Right...sorry. I’m gonna pee “our” pants #BT140
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.