@shadygeekdad: Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*
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@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
@iwearaonesie: [dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!
@SortaBad: You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby