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@mattZillaaaa: *lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down
@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this
@BillPelicanBros: A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids.
@Bluestmoon_: *Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds "extremely organized" to resume.