@DaHess1: My wife and I do this cute thing where she sends me pics of kitchen towels she can't decide on buying and I google my life expectancy.
@thedayofthedot: there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people.
@NoogsCorner: Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes.
@ibid78: Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you.
@McNevich: Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them