@NoChillPosts: SAVAGE AF LMAOOOOOO
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@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@AndyAsAdjective: Tried to spoon my wife & she throat punched me She said "Sorry I was dreaming of my judo class" But she doesn't take judo Plus she was awake
@ebrawley: Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight. Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok
@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.