@skillsmcgill: Save money on laser removal of 'love hate' knuckle tattoos, by changing the last letter to an 's' and developing an interest in millinery.
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@13spencer: At this point, I think the people on "The Walking Dead" are trying to bore the zombies into not biting them.
@Book_Krazy: I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection
@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
@Parker_Simpson: I must be getting old...my urine flow sounds like a drippy leak in an old abandoned factory