@leechee420: Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks.
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@gabemakesmusic: I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as "senseitational"
@thezachmaginnis: My sister told me to "take the spider out" instead of "kill" it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.