@leechee420: Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks.
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@withanewname: psychic: "I see... I see kids in your future" me: "but I've had a vasectomy" [9 months later ... me tending a goat farm] "This's bullshit"
@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...
@CherBear162: I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
@PaulyPeligroso: You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats before they kick you out of the Olive Garden.