@ThisOneSayz: Save your voice calling for your kids. Just open a bag of chips and they'll materialize out of nowhere.
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@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.
@TheDairylandDon: Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder.