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@GreenEyedLoon: Saved a man from a speeding car
Man: Can't trust anyone
Me: True
Man: Us old ones got to stick together
Pushed him in front of the next car

Saved a man from a speeding car
Man: Can’t trust anyone
Me: True
Man: Us old ones got to stick together
Pushed him in front of the next car

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