Funny Tweeter

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@Coolisiana: *saves baby from burning building*
"How can I ever repay you?!"
Favstar in the bio
"Oh I don't have Twi-"
*returns baby to burning building*

*saves baby from burning building*
“How can I ever repay you?!”
Favstar in the bio
“Oh I don’t have Twi-”
*returns baby to burning building*

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