@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*
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@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
@Reverend_Scott: [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
@internetluke: Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true
@secondofhername: Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case.