@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*
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@BillFienberg: I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10.
@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
@wickedblondeone: I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.
@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...