@Northside_Mike: Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.
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@KarenKilgariff: When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next.
@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.