@badbanana: Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
@abbycohenwl: "Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?" "Church?" "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers