@Jandalize: Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'
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@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
@sfreeze6: So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?
@iCumBl00d: Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row