@runolgarun: saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side
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@Sickayduh: I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it
@Jay_FrickinLynn: He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you.
@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...
@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.