@SciencePorn: Saw this cutie pie on the side of the highway this morning
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@ericsshadow: If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife.
@bornmiserable: Effective immediately, all United Airlines flights require at least one passenger to volunteer as tribute.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: If I had to choose between saving you or saving a stranger, I'd always pick you. How 'bout you? Dog: No question--I'd save me too.