@BigBec43: Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver
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@UncleDuke1969: *cocks gun* Me: "Go ahead." Horse: "Just be cool, man." Me: "DRINK." Horse: "No problem. It's just a stupid expression."
@Miss_MI_Kay: If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, "I've got tickets to..." and hang up
@rachelle_mandik: Autocorrect turned your lynch mob into a lunch mob? Maybe if you ate something you wouldn't be so angry.
@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.