@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
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@sbellelauren: the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING
@SummerCandyEyes: The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck.
@Vodkantots: "We hug and kiss, but people just don't lick each other." -yet another lie I just told my toddler