@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
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@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
@david8hughes: [at work] "Mornin, Margaret." "Mornin. You're late today." [looks at watch] "Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"
@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.