@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
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@ermahgarton: I don't really have a "blood type." I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance.
@dragonsorbet: An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster
@DevilryFun: I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better.
@Thereeveryday: The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus