@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
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@Jacksawyerr: If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too.
@MODAT: Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
@4SLars: No, I always make this wincing face when I talk to people saying awful shit. It's not just you.