@julietactually: Saw this lady taking pics of stuff and I was like your camera is facing the wrong way, psycho
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@DamienFahey: When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, "Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."
@kwirkyKerri: Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at.
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.