@jake_likes_naps: Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks
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@Birdhumms: I believe you cannot save people, you can only just love them. Which is probably why my job as a lifeguard didn't last long.
@Reverend_Scott: Carl: "It's chilly out." Me: "Tell me something I don't know." "Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials." "Fair enough, Carl."
@MatCro: Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder.
@cortronic: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own "Don't Feed the Animals" rule.