@CauseWereGuys: "Say hello to my little friend" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk.
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@briangaar: Whenever people are like "We need to restore traditional values to this country" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake
@GrantTanaka: It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery.
@LuckyToken1: Five second rule? Pfft. What's the point of having an immune system if you're not going to use it?
@AimeeHelene1: *thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war.