@spookyskeletons: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*
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@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
@Bez: I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack.
@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
@ceejoyner: 2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said "nice lumberjack costume."