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@spookyskeletons: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*
@KKBowls: Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M
@CharmandBrains: *Inspirational Tweets*
@SatansTongue: There's something I should tell you...
"Oh god what is it"
I have crabs
*holds up two crabs*
"Oh I thought you meant-"
@noog: Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you?
"Regular coffee with cream please"
That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales.
@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.