@RobElliottComic: Say "Literally" and "Legit" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit
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@Laser_Cat: Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@RyanHolmquist: Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then