@KarlreMarks: Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'.
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@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.
@Darlainky: Your Honor, these 52 selfies on my clients phone at the precise moment of the crime prove that my client can only be guilty of narcissism.
@Fazio_N: "What aisle has the milk?" "Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk?"
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.