@TheBoydP: Say what you will about Facebook but when my wife sees posts by my extended family, at least I don’t look so bad.
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@trumpetcake: Just realized that the group therapy I attended weekly for three years was actually the waiting room of a local optometrist.
@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.
@3sunzzz: My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga.
@ScottLinnen: Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness.