@ewws13: Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
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@WildeThingy: It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport.
@joeheenan: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny
@MacAnnabella: "You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie